I’m the Tyrant Who Dares to Request Bin Duty
I’m not unreasonable. And up until recently, I was one of the cool parents! Dante’s friends practically worshipped me in primary school. I was the mum who ran all the good fundraisers. Dominos, Krispy Kremes, sugar on demand. I didn’t just bring cupcakes to birthdays I brought full-blown sugar platters that could send a fairy into cardiac arrest. Back then, I was fun. Respected. A walking vending machine of joy. His friends still come and give me hugs! Now I’m the oppressive regime enforcing a brutal dictatorship consisting of two chores: Empty the dishwasher Take out the bins That’s it. That’s my entire wish list. And yet, somehow, this small ask launches him into a full-scale uprising. Every chore is a negotiation, every request is a debate. “Why do I have to take the bin out?” “Kaedyn’s plate was in the dishwasher, that’s basically his job.” “I didn’t even eat today, so technically I produced no waste.” Clothes? He’ll get to them. Eventually or have...